Just when you get rid of one weirdo psycho, there's always another one to replace him who comes in right around the corner.
I think these last couple of days has been the week of the idiots, I swear. It's like every unbalanced mentally challenged individual has chosen to call our office over the last couple of days. For example, Rose could swear one guy was drunk as he's arguing with her over one of our Resource Directories. And it was about 10am so...yes, I get that it's always 5pm somewhere but to be drunk that early on a Monday, I don't know. Doesn't make much sense to me unless you're just a chronic alcoholic. In which case, lose my phone number.
But this one's the real kicker...
There's a guy who started calling on Monday to harass Rose. He kept insisting that he doesn't believe in anything I do or say, especially this new Money Funnel System. Yes, as the "non-believer" that he claims he is, he demands that Rose put him on the seminar attendee roster for my upcoming Beverly Hills Event on March 3rd & 4th...without paying for it. Yes, you read that correctly. He thinks it's all bullsh** but he insists that he wants to come to the event. And I'm supposed to foot the bill.
Now Rose, being as sweet as she is, actually put up with the guy verbally abusing her on the phone. (I make it clear to all of my staff that they DO NOT have to deal with abuse of any kind from anyone calling my office and that they should hang up immediately.) So, she hung up on him. Several times. Because the idiot kept calling back. Over and over again.
Then this nonsense continued throughout yesterday until Michelle, our new office manager, told Rose..."Put the guy on hold."
And Michelle handled it...like the bulldog she is. Unfortunately the conversation ended with a lot of cussing, threats, and "don't ever call here again" unless you want the cops involved. It would seem that this is the second psycho to come out of Seattle in the last 18 months. (Maybe they should check the water there, too, because something's not quite right with the stock of people coming out of Seattle!)
He stopped calling. Finally. Except for a couple of backbone-less hang-ups because that's soooo mature, right? What an ass****!
What is WRONG with people these days??
Then I started thinking about it. Maybe I should have this psycho bozo show up to Beverly Hills in March.
I have a bodyguard show up at all of my events. He's a Detroit police officer of 30 years, he holds several black belts in a wide variety of different martial arts, and he's a trained MMA fighter. So, since I'm paying this bodyguard so much money for every event I do, maybe I should have had this psycho show up to my Beverly Hills event for his well-needed ass pounding. My bodyguard would crack his skull against the wall in a fraction of a second then leaving him to bleed all over the carpet at one of the ritziest hotels in the country, at least making me feel like I'm finally getting my money's worth out of what I'm paying him. (I know, I have a very demonic thought process sometimes.)
Here's my take on all of this: This guy must be broke but he's DESPERATE to get his hands on this new Money Funnel information. And rightfully so. This stuff is powerful. It blows my prior New Wealth Ninja and Internet Cash Flow stuff out of the water...in SPADES!! (Those were my 2 former Internet-based Aggressive Income Systems that are NO LONGER AVAILABLE.)
Many of you know that I just did a 2 1/2 day VERY RARE and NEVER TO BE REPEATED workshop in my office a couple of weeks ago. And I have video of the entire thing. Truth be told, this workshop went in a completely unexpected direction. Yes, I covered all of my bases but it turned out 1000% better than I had anticipated because most everyone came prepared with a very specific business idea. So, we focused on their businesses and created a tailor-made funnel for each and every one of them. And I revealed some pretty intimate details on some of my most coveted Internet marketing secrets, things I've NEVER revealed before. And this workshop DVD set will be included with The New Money Funnel System.
Plus, I'll be including some PLR (private label rights) reports and information products that you can sell online for big money! PLUS you'll get my "plug-and-play" pre-done sales letters that you can just fill in your specific information on and use as your own sales pieces.
And yes, I'm offering a promotional discount on this system for this upcoming set of holidays: Valentine's and President's Day. At a killer deal with tons of bonuses that I'll never again offer with this system.
Now please note: this is a PRE-ORDER DISCOUNT. Since the information that is being provided in this system is highly proprietary, confidential, and timely, I CANNOT reveal this system before my Beverly Hills Event which starts on March 3rd. So, this is what will be happening. My printer will have these courses in my office sometime in the next 10 days. They will be packaged but WILL NOT be shipped until the week of February 29th. Most likely, the courses will be shipped on March 1st and 2nd because, again, I don't want ANYONE to have an "unfair advantage" over those actually attending my upcoming powerful Money Funnel Event in Beverly Hills. (And if you're getting the course AND attending the event, you're in an extremely powerful position because I'll be revealing even more secrets including giving you my EXACT FUNNEL COPIES for those who attend the event.)
Back to the demanding psychopath...again, I can see why somebody would get all hot and bothered about The Money Funnel. It IS something to get all hot and bothered about. But to the point of threatening me if I don't let him come to this event without paying for it? Well, as they say, you catch more bees with honey than vinegar, especially when dealing with a spitfire like myself. So, needless to say, as much as I'd like to see a real life ass beating go down during my next seminar event, I won't be allowing Mr. Psycho to attend. Or even purchase The Money Funnel System at this point. (Yes, Psycho, you're blacklisted!) He just screwed himself out of a potential $20,000 a day income. That's right. $20,000 a day!! THAT is just how powerful this Money Funnel System is.
But you can get The Money Funnel System.
Now, what IS this system and how/why is it different than any other Aggressive Income System I've ever offered to my students?
CLICK HERE to check out all of the details...or go to this link: http://www.monicamain.com/the_money_funnel_system1
The deal will end soon so don't dilly-dally around. Once it ends, that's it. It's over and the price goes way up!
If you have any questions, call my office at 661-295-5050. Just promise to be nice to my staff otherwise they may decide that you can't have this or anything else we offer. ;-)
See you at the top!
P.S. There's STILL ROOM to attend the Beverly Hills Event LIVE on March 3rd & 4th (with a Bonus Day on March 5th for Platinum Viper Wealth). For more details, CLICK HERE NOW!